News: A message for husbands & wives....Tehehe

I got this as a broadcast on my BBM and decided to share it as I found it hilarious and somewhat true!
Read and tell us what you think.

It goes: 

STOP COMPLAINING.....

HUSBANDS !!!!

-My Wife has a pot belly....sit on it or buy her body magic.
-My Wife eats too much....reduce the size of her plate!
-My Wife talks too much....listen and talk less
-My Wife does not buy me gift....tell her or buy her gifts
-My Wife stays out late....follow her out!!!
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WIVES!!!!!
-My Husband hides his phone from me.... What are you looking for in his phone ( is it Africa magic)???
-My Husband complains about my cooking.....add sugar, use cookery books
-My Husband does not touch me....you touch him he will touch you back
-My Husband snores....increase the volume of the TV set/ get ear pads
-My Husband does not like sex as I do....then rape him anytime he is on the bed
-My Husband only watches sports channels.... Get another TV set or just love football
-My Husband is sexually overactive..... Get a bed that squeaks
-My Husband does not know how to kiss.....position your mouth well
-My Husband has body odour..... He is not a he-goat, buy him a deodorant or heavy scented cologne
-My Husband beats me......run away!!!

Do not get high blood pressure, get a high smile.
This applies to MOST men who complain about their wives
Life is too short to complain!!!
Abegy.

#Tehehehe........