This is one of the things that makes you go....HA!
A Florida man who was caught on tape having sex with his family's chihuahua has been jailed.
Marc Ramon Gonzalez, 61, from Palm Beach County, was found out by his wife after she looked at security camera footage of her husband abusing the pet near the patio door.
Gonzalez shared his Wellington home with his wife and three young children and would often go out into their backyard .
A police report about the incident, in November 2013, included testimony from a dog expert who said that the dog was constantly in an uncomfortably submissive posture, with his head and ears down while Gonzalez abused him and touched himself.
Gonzalez's wife then rushed outside and confronted her husband.
The animal, which bore marks of physical trauma afterwards, tried to escape multiple times unsuccessfully and 'did not like what was happening'.