News: LOL: A Letter To My Husband As The World Cup Kicks Off Today

My Dear Husband,

The Fifa World Cup starts tonight.

Let me give you a few rules that
will preserve your beauty.

1. The remote control belongs to
me for the whole month.

2. Tell all your friends not to
give birth or wed or die or
whatever during the World Cup
coz we won't go....

3. You support the teams that I
support.

4. No talking during the game,
wait for half-time or end of the
game.

5. Repeats & highlights are as
good as the main match, so am
gonna watch them..

6. We can watch Daily TV soaps
provided actors and actresses
are wearing football shirts and
they are in
Brazil.

7. You don't just pass in front of
the TV if i'm watching football,
you better crawl on the floor.

8. Make sure you don't ask silly
questions such as; is this Chelsea
versus England?

9. No funny faces to my friends
when they come for football.

10. Smile at all times EXCEPT
when my team is losing.

11.There shall be no comments
about Cristiano Ronaldo's looks.

Professionalism shall remain an
absolute part of the World Cup.

12.If you miss the line up please
ask, 'who is that guy?'

13. Ronaldo the Brazilian and
Ronaldo the Portuguese are not
related, Tanzania and Kenya did
not qualify.

Thank you,
Wives Association.

Buhahaha.....Happy Viewing Y'all, Visit #TBW for highlights.....Legooo......#GoSuperEagles!!!