News: Aliko Dangote's First Tweet and people's VERY funny comments

Africa's richest man, Aliko Dangote, who opened a by-default-verified Twitter account yesterday, finally shared his very first tweet around 3am today. Dude is still trending on twitter....that's what's up!

Glad to be on Twitter. Wishing you all a prosperous New Year. Stay positively committed to achieving your dreams, nothing is impossible.
— Aliko Dangote (@AlikoDangote) December 31, 2013 

Check out some of his followers tweets to him, they will actually crack your ribs!!! Some calling him dad, others asking him for favours, another begged for a follow back so that money can follow him in 2014 etc LMFAO
I am pretty sure the don himself, Aliko Dangote will LOL when he reads these comments.

LMAO RT @Punthief: @AlikoDangote Sir I eat your cement and your noodles is strong for building house. You are just wonderful sir.
— I am The Godfather (@Ayourb) January 1, 2014

*faints* RT @Adekoyabee Sir @AlikoDangote Pls do you remember 'Abeke' you dated her in the 80's in Kano&got pregnant. Well am your lost son.
— I am The Godfather (@Ayourb) January 1, 2014

Hahaha. Madness. How do you ask the richest African to follow you back? "@Eagles_Dee: @AlikoDangote Kindly follow back"
— AGGREY MBOYA (@AGGREYMBOYA) January 1, 2014

@AlikoDangote happy new year sir. I'm finishing NYSC in February and I need a good job. Please touch my life like your bio says you love to.
— Fa Timah (@midnightsun84) January 1, 2014

Pandemonium as Africa's richest man @AlikoDangote joins Twitter - http://t.co/51oEKV3P54
— The Herald Nigeria (@HeraldNG) January 1, 2014

Alhaji Aliko Dangote Joins Twitter: We are just trying to catch our breaths here.So. So. So. First, Pope Franc... http://t.co/rGoyqbYeAx
— Nairaland Forum (@nairaland) December 31, 2013

Will ur real dad be proud of this famz?"@i_am_phyriman: famzudeen "@Itz_YMC: Happy New Year Dad @AlikoDangote""
— That gehn gehn Guy! (@teddi_speaks) January 1, 2014

Fuck all you Influential tweeps..,the Main Influential tweep to famz is in the Building @Alikodangote
— IG:maro_hokage (@Maro_hokage) December 31, 2013

Yes Na "@steamantonio: why won't I famz @AlikoDangote ? richest black man , a Nigerian like me and an Arsenal fan."
— Ada Mummy of Life (@NaijaGalWonder) December 31, 2013

Be Calm And Check The Handles @AlikoDangote Is Following Before You Famz. LOOL
— Lord Farquuad (@PesinPikin_) December 31, 2013

Hahahahahaha even Stanbic Bank dey famz @AlikoDangote.... Man pass man aswear....na only God pass all.
— KACHI CARTER Jnr. (@faceofafineboy) December 31, 2013

Chai, see how everyone's falling on one another tryna *out-famz Aliko Dangote... Even if he follows u, of what benefit will dt b 2 u? smh
— Ayomipo (@Ayomigreat) December 31, 2013

Abeg, you people should solve my banking issues and stop famzing"@StanbicIBTC: Welcome to Twitter, @AlikoDangote!"
— Tunde Bakare ™ (@Backarray) December 31, 2013

DPMO @HEAD_MASTA: Welcome online sire (yes I'm famzing) follow back sir, let me teach you how to use the DM *thanks* @AlikoDangote
— IT IS WELL (@TweetLikeNICOLE) December 31, 2013

Stay there na, he asked me for a follow back already "@dollycent: welcome to twitter cousin @AlikoDangote . and yes i am famzing >_>"
— #HBDFRANKSDONALD (@franksdonald) December 31, 2013

Don don show up. Almost 18hrs and no tweet. The followers dey increase like water, famzing everywhere. @AlikoDangote don almost trend.
— The unGrim Reaper (@lawkonvict) December 31, 2013

Famzing! @FunmiAyeni1: !! "@gboukzi: @AlikoDangote Please follow back sir, so I can DM my account number. Anything is good sir.
— The Engineer (@MegaMoneyM) December 31, 2013

Stop famzing my Uncle, please! "@OvieO: Now following @AlikoDangote . This way, money shall follow me back in 2014 in Jesus Name!"
— Exceptional (@IsimaOdeh) December 31, 2013

Famzing of the year ~~~~>"@toluogunlesi: Welcoming my friend and brother (and Africa's richest man) @AlikoDangote to Twitter.
— TURAKI MD (@EL_KUT) December 31, 2013

@voski307 Issokay. Make Alhaji @AlikoDangote answer me first, you go see who dey famz.
— Olumide 'gboxy' (@gboukzi) December 31, 2013