News: Someone's Xmas Carol for the Kardashians

I came across this by chance, what an anonymous posted on a T.V mag Twitter page.
Termed...."12 days of christmas ( The KarTRASHian Version)
I think it's creative but NOT fair, what do you think?

On the twelfth day of Christmas, these vile skanks sent to me...

Twelve drunken rappers;

 Eleven crotch-less panties; 

Ten daily fillers; 

Nine liposuctions; 

Eight men a fuucking (gaangbangs) 

Seven lip injections; 

Six rhinoplasties (nose jobs); 

Five STD'sssssssssss.....[sing this out for effect].......

Four "calling" girls (Kris, Kourtney, Kim, Khloe); 

Three Butt Plugs; 

Two Plastic b00bs; 

And a SEX TAPE to bring the fam' fame!